Ek Ehsaas Tum Hi To
एक आस, एक एहसास, में सोच और बस तुम ,
एक साला, एक मजल , तुम्हरा खयाल या बस तुम,
एक बात, एक शाम, तुम्हरे साथ या बस तुम ,
एक दुआ, एक फरदीद, तुमारी याद या बस तुम ,
मेरा जुन्नू , मेरा सकून बस तुम या बस तुम
Boss-Employee
Employee : Hello Boss, Mujhe terrorist Ne Pakad Liya Hai, Donon Haath Kaat Die, Aankh Phod Di, Kidany Nikaal Li
Boss : Dekh Le…. Ho Sake To Aaja, Aaj Audit Hai.
Ek Enginir Student Chhat Par Khada Tha…
Tabhi Ek Padosi : To Beta Ab Aage Kya Socha Hai?
Student: Bas Ankal, Tanki Bharate Hi, Motar Band Kar Doonga..
Biskit Banaane Wali Campaniyon Ko Vinamr Nivedan:
Pahale Maario Walo Krpaya Maario Biskit Ka Aakaar Kam Kijiye Ya Phir Kap Banaane Wali Kampani Ke Logon Se Ek Baar Baat Karake To Dekhen.😂😂
Doosara Parlai G Walon Se Nivedan Hai Ki Biskit Ke Ghol Mein Thoda Sa Ambuja Siment Bhi Mila Kar Den. Chaay Mein Dubote Hi Gash Kha Kar Usi Kap Mein Aatmahatya Kar Leta Hai
ViWah Kya Hai ?
ViWah Ek Aisa Gathabandhan Hai Jisame Mein 2 Log Milakar Un Samasyaon Ko Sulajhaane Ka Jivan Bhar Prayaas Karate Hai Jo Pahale Kabhi Thi Hi Nahin 😂
Jis Tarah Megi Ki Jaanch Hui Thi, Usi Tarah Fair & Lovaily Ki Bhi Jaanch Honi Chaahie…
Saala 6 Hapte Ginate-Ginate College Ke Zamaane Ki Saath Ki Ladakiya Baal Bachchon Wali Ho Gayi…Par Saala Nikhaar Nahin Aaya….😏😏😏
Kaamayaab To Bachche Bornavita Se,
Purush Rajanigandha Se Aur
Mahilaen Pheyar End Lavali Se Hote Hai….
Baaki Digri – Vigri To Sab Mohamaaya Hai Bhai…😏😏😂😁
Munna Bhai Ke Ghar Ladaki Hui
Sarkat : Bhai Ab To Mohalle Ke Saare Ladake Isako Lain Maarenge
Munna : Too Fikr Mat Kar Re , Apun Isaka Naam Didi Rakhenge.
Ek Kanjoos Apane Bete Ko Pit Raha Th
Ek Kanjoos Apane Bete Ko Pit Raha Tha…
Padosee: Kyon Pit Rahe Ho Bachche Ko…?
Baniya: Mainne Isako Kaha Ki 1-1 Seedhee Chhodakar Chadh, Chappal Kam Ghisegee…! Naalaayak 2-2 Seedhee Chhodakar Chadha,Paajaama Phaad Liya…!😂😝😂
Subah Ek Mahila Phal Vaale Se Angrejee Mein Phal Maang Rahee Thee Ye Bolakar – “Givai Mai Somai Daistroyaid Husband”
Ek Ghanta Laga Yah Samajhane Mein Ki Vah “Naashapati ” Maang Rahee Thee.😂😝😂
Bantee – Daaktar Saahab Dast Ne Behaal Kar Rakha Hai 😞
Daaktar-Kitana Patala Aata Hai?
Bantee – Samajh Lo Ki Aap Us Se Kulla Kar Sakate Ho
How to increase Your Small Business' Sales on a stretched Budget
Regardless of your financial plan, there are dependably approaches to expand your deals and develop your business. However, one of the trickiest perspectives is expanding your deals when your financial plan is tight. Whatever the reasons are, it could test to expand your deals while monitoring your showcasing and publicizing dollars.
The following are seven ways you can help your independent company deals regardless of the possibility that you're working with a tight spending plan.
1. Converse with Your Current Customers
Your present clients are one of your best assets for expanded income. It's significantly simpler to upsell a customer already's identity comfortable with your work, the nature of your item and benefits, and has effectively fused parts of your service into their business.
In the event that you've assembled an association with your customers, and they think of you as a confided in accomplice, then they are likely ready to share current difficulties they are confronting. By tuning in, you can without much of a stretch break down how you may have the capacity to help them address these difficulties by offering new or elective items. This approach permits you to keep on being a decent accomplice while likewise expanding your income.
2. Package Your Products and Services
Numerous private companies have discovered accomplishment by offering packaged items and services as a bundle as opposed to individual offerings. Clients liken a heap of services with investment funds, regardless of the possibility that the reserve funds are ostensible, making it a considerably less demanding offer for you. On the off chance that conceivable, attempt to keep your packs fairly adaptable; a potential client may dismiss a package since he or she feels that exclusive three of the six services apply to his or her business. On the off chance that you can remain sufficiently adaptable to swap out various items or services to adjust to numerous requirements, you'll discover achievement.
3. Request Referrals
Your present clients are additionally an extraordinary resource in furnishing you with customer referrals. On the off chance that you realize that a customer is fulfilled and content with your items, approach him or her for the names and contact data of other entrepreneurs who may likewise profit by working with you.
You can likewise approach fulfilled clients for tributes and after that utilization those on your site and in deals messages or pamphlets. Continuously make certain to ask consent first when utilizing a client tribute.
4. Have a Limited-Time Sale or Promotion
Marking down your items may appear to be contradictory to expanding deals, however notwithstanding offering a slight rebate can make your items and services more appealing to a customer. Make a point to obviously characterize the parameters of the deal—including begin and end dates—so there isn't any disarray if the customer chooses to keep working with you once the advancement closes.
5. Tune in
This is maybe the least difficult and most ignored strategy when attempting to support your deals. Tuning in to your customers or potential clients is the most ideal approach to comprehend and address their necessities. Without open correspondence, the odds for false impressions and dissatisfactions emerge. Ensure that you and your business group see how to effectively tune in, request that driving inquiries get more data and are open to conceptualizing arrangements with customers.
In the event that a few individuals from your business group aren't alright with utilizing any of these strategies, that is fine. It may be ideal to have them concentrated more on bringing deals to a close or reaching than genuine consultative offering.
6. Utilize Social Media to Your Advantage
In the event that you have even a little after on Twitter or Facebook, utilizing online networking to advance and tout your item offerings is an extraordinary approach to raise client mindfulness and perhaps get the telephone to ring. Client tributes, as specified in thing #3, are ideal for presenting via web-based networking media encourages, and can start enthusiasm for your offerings.
Moreover, don't simply see web-based social networking as a business apparatus, however as an open line of correspondence. Utilize it to spread intriguing industry data, retweet or repost articles of specific hugeness or further show how your business functions, maybe with in the background photographs or recordings. Online networking is as a matter of first importance social; utilize it as an individual touch indicate your group of onlookers.
7. Raise Your Prices
Once more, this may appear to be contradictory to expanding deals, if simply because higher expenses may make some potential—or even present—customers reluctant to work with you. When you do raise costs, don't do it unobtrusively. Report the expansion to your present customers. Allow them to recharge their agreements or buy items and services before the expansion happens.
Raising costs is not something that ought to be messed with. Make sure to examine the upsides and downsides of expanding your costs for both the short-and long haul.
While none of the methodologies above require a cost of money in advance, they will require significant investment and duty from you and your business group to truly take off, regardless of whether via telephone, face to face or by means of web-based social networking. Nonetheless, by proceeding to make associations with present and potential customers, you have the most obvious opportunity with regards to expanding your deals and showing your esteem.
जी भर के मुझे आज की रात रोने दे
आंखो से आनसु गिर ने दे टुकड़ो मैं मुझे मरने दे
मैं तेरे इश्क में पागल हु दुनिआ को बाते करने दे
बेवफाई की खाबर आज सबको होने दे .. - 2
आज की रात को जी भर के मुझे रोना दे -2
आंखो से आनसु गिर ने दे टुकड़ो मैं मुझे मरने दे
मैं तेरे इश्क में पागल हु दुनिआ को बाते करने दे
बेवफाई की खाबर आज सबको होने दे .. - 2
आज की रात को जी भर के मुझे रोना दे -2
काल थो दीन बद लेगा हर रात जुदा सा होगई
मैं जीना जो चुहंगा हर सास कफ सी होगि
दिल भी ना सह पए गा जो चट लगी है दिल पे
सहरा सागर पर किया और अब वो डूबा गया साहिल पे
में भी मरते मरते तेरा नाम कही पे लिख दूंगा
में भी मरते मरते तेरा नाम कही पे लिख दूंगा
कुछ भी नहीं थो आश्क्नसे इलज़ाम जमीन पे लिख दूंगा
इस जुदाई की खबर आज सबको होने दे - २
आज की रात थो जी भए के मुझे रोने दे - २
जख्मो में अब दर्द भी हो तो दावा नहीं तुम करना
मेरी हालत नाजुक हो थो दुवा नहीं तुम करना
मेरी आँखों को न अब तुम झुटा पयर दिखाना
जो भी तुम ने बात कई वो बात है सिर्फ कहना
फिर बी ही जाते जाते थोडा रहम तो मुझे पे करना तुम
दिल थोड़ी जगह है बाकी दर्द से इस को भर दो तुम
रहनुमाई की खबर आज सबको होने दे - २
आज की रात थो जी भए के मुझे रोने दे - २
आँखों से आंसू गिरनेदे तुकदोमें मुझको मरने दे
में तेरे इश्क में पागल हुईं दुनिया को बातें करने दे
बेवफाई की खबर आज सबको होनेदे .. - २
आज की रात थो जी भए के मुझे रोने दे - ३
Santa-ki-biwi
Usne Dimag Lagaya मैं और Sath Mein Pade ग्लास Mein से दूध लिया मैं और लंड पे Laga Ke चोदना Shuru कर दिया करने के लिए।
ऐसा करने से उसको इतना माजा आया की वो रोज रोज Yahi Karne गया।
9 Mahine Baad बीवी जब गर्भवती हुई, Hospital Mein Admit Karvaya.
जैसी HI डॉक्टर ऑपरेशन थिएटर से बाहर निकला सांता ने Us Se Pucha.
सांता: "डॉ साब, क्या हुआ बेबी हां बाबा?"
डॉक्टर Huste ह्यू: "कोई बेबी या नहीं बाबा, केवल पनीर निकला Hai 1 किलो, Yahi खाना Hai हां पैक कर डू"
Teacher-Student-Se
Sanjoo: Haan
Teacher: Achchha Ye Batao Kaun Sa Parinda Ud Nahin Sakata ??
Sanjoo: Mara Hua Parinda 😤😤😆😆
Bhaag Paagal Kaheen Ka 😂😂😂😂
Teacher (Stoodent Se): Semestar Sistam Se Kya Phaayada Hai, Batao?
Student: Phaayada To Pata Nahin, Par Beijjatee Saal Mein Do Baar Ho Jaatee Hai😜😝😂
Teechar: Vaaky Ko Angrejee Mein Traansalet Karo Vasant Ne Mujhe Mukka Maara
Sanjoo: Vasantapanchamee
