Boss-Employee

Boss-Employee

By Unknown   09:28   No comments:

Employee  : Hello Boss, Mujhe terrorist Ne Pakad Liya Hai, Donon Haath Kaat Die, Aankh Phod Di, Kidany Nikaal Li
Boss : Dekh Le…. Ho Sake To Aaja, Aaj Audit Hai.
Ek Enginir Student Chhat Par Khada Tha…
Tabhi Ek Padosi : To Beta Ab Aage Kya Socha Hai?
Student: Bas Ankal, Tanki Bharate Hi, Motar Band Kar Doonga..
Biskit Banaane Wali Campaniyon Ko Vinamr Nivedan:
Pahale Maario Walo Krpaya Maario Biskit Ka Aakaar Kam Kijiye Ya Phir Kap Banaane Wali Kampani Ke Logon Se Ek Baar Baat Karake To Dekhen.😂😂
Doosara Parlai G Walon Se Nivedan Hai Ki Biskit Ke Ghol Mein Thoda Sa Ambuja Siment Bhi Mila Kar Den. Chaay Mein Dubote Hi Gash Kha Kar Usi Kap Mein Aatmahatya Kar Leta Hai
ViWah Kya Hai ?
ViWah Ek Aisa Gathabandhan Hai Jisame Mein 2 Log Milakar Un Samasyaon Ko Sulajhaane Ka Jivan Bhar Prayaas Karate Hai Jo Pahale Kabhi Thi Hi Nahin 😂
Jis Tarah Megi Ki Jaanch Hui Thi, Usi Tarah Fair & Lovaily Ki Bhi Jaanch Honi Chaahie…
Saala 6 Hapte Ginate-Ginate College Ke Zamaane Ki Saath Ki Ladakiya Baal Bachchon Wali Ho Gayi…Par Saala Nikhaar Nahin Aaya….😏😏😏
Kaamayaab To Bachche Bornavita Se,
Purush Rajanigandha Se Aur
Mahilaen Pheyar End Lavali Se Hote Hai….
Baaki Digri – Vigri To Sab Mohamaaya Hai Bhai…😏😏😂😁
Munna Bhai Ke Ghar Ladaki Hui
Sarkat : Bhai Ab To Mohalle Ke Saare Ladake Isako Lain Maarenge
Munna : Too Fikr Mat Kar Re , Apun Isaka Naam Didi Rakhenge.

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Ek Kanjoos Apane Bete Ko Pit Raha Th

Ek Kanjoos Apane Bete Ko Pit Raha Th

By Unknown   09:20   No comments:

Ek Kanjoos Apane Bete Ko Pit Raha Tha…
Padosee: Kyon Pit Rahe Ho Bachche Ko…?
Baniya: Mainne Isako Kaha Ki 1-1 Seedhee Chhodakar Chadh, Chappal Kam Ghisegee…! Naalaayak 2-2 Seedhee Chhodakar Chadha,Paajaama Phaad Liya…!😂😝😂
Subah Ek Mahila Phal Vaale Se Angrejee Mein Phal Maang Rahee Thee Ye Bolakar – “Givai Mai Somai Daistroyaid Husband”
Ek Ghanta Laga Yah Samajhane Mein Ki Vah “Naashapati ” Maang Rahee Thee.😂😝😂

Bantee – Daaktar Saahab Dast Ne Behaal Kar Rakha Hai 😞
Daaktar-Kitana Patala Aata Hai?
Bantee – Samajh Lo Ki Aap Us Se Kulla Kar Sakate Ho

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Santa-ki-biwi

Santa-ki-biwi

By Unknown   20:14   No comments:

सांता Apni बीवी Preeto Ke Sath सेक्स कर राहा Tha, उसको थोडा सा तंग महसूस हुआ।

Usne Dimag Lagaya मैं और Sath Mein Pade ग्लास Mein से दूध लिया मैं और लंड पे Laga Ke चोदना Shuru कर दिया करने के लिए।

ऐसा करने से उसको इतना माजा आया की वो रोज रोज Yahi Karne  गया।

9 Mahine Baad बीवी जब गर्भवती हुई, Hospital Mein Admit Karvaya.

जैसी HI डॉक्टर ऑपरेशन थिएटर से बाहर निकला सांता ने Us Se Pucha.

सांता: "डॉ साब, क्या हुआ बेबी हां बाबा?"

डॉक्टर Huste ह्यू: "कोई बेबी या नहीं बाबा, केवल पनीर निकला Hai 1 किलो, Yahi खाना Hai हां पैक कर डू"

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Teacher-Student-Se

Teacher-Student-Se

By Unknown   19:58   No comments:

Teacher: Tum Parindo Ke Baare Mein Sab Jaanate Ho ??
Sanjoo: Haan
Teacher: Achchha Ye Batao Kaun Sa Parinda Ud Nahin Sakata ??
Sanjoo: Mara Hua Parinda 😤😤😆😆
Bhaag Paagal Kaheen Ka 😂😂😂😂
Teacher (Stoodent Se): Semestar Sistam Se Kya Phaayada Hai, Batao?
Student: Phaayada To Pata Nahin, Par Beijjatee Saal Mein Do Baar Ho Jaatee Hai😜😝😂
Teechar: Vaaky Ko Angrejee Mein Traansalet Karo Vasant Ne Mujhe Mukka Maara
Sanjoo: Vasantapanchamee

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Jokes

Jokes

By Unknown   19:41   No comments:

Ek shavayaatra mein arthee ke aage ek kutta chal
raha tha aur usake peechhe saikadon vyaktiyon kee
lambee lain chal rahee thee.
.
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ek raahageer ne hairaan hokar poochha: bhaeesaahab,
arthee ke aage chalata hua kutta bahut ajeeb
lag raha hai,
yah kisakee arthee hai?
.
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vyakti ne javaab diya: yah meree patnee kee
arthee hai,
aur
usakee maut is kutte ke kaatane se huee hai.
.
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raahageer ne turant kaha: kya aap ek din
ke
lie apana kutta mujhe udhaar denge meree bhee maike
se aanevaalee hai ?
.
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vyakti bola: tumhen kya lagata hai, arthee ke
peechhe
chal rahe ye saikadon log meree patnee ke rishtedaar hain
ye sab bhee kutta lene hee aae hain.
jao, tum bhee lain mein lag jao

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